bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

pissphobia:

bunnies wont misgender you

(via sakura-oogami)

cheekanarts:

✿Armin(a cast) Arlert✿
It’s been a long while since I’ve done any SnK art (o・・o)

cheekanarts:

✿Armin(a cast) Arlert✿

It’s been a long while since I’ve done any SnK art (o・・o)

(via aruannie)

theamazingindi:

listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.

(via undercover-witch)

http://morismako.tumblr.com/post/93442534041/captainjamestklrk-larrrrrrystylinson

captainjamestklrk:

larrrrrrystylinson:

larrrrrrystylinson:

larrrrrrystylinson:

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE…

snorlaxatives:

sometimes in life you’re faced with really tough decisions 

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(Source: snorlaxatives, via heliolisk)

mazehouse:

randomgeeknamedbrent:

beepish:

kikutalia:

I’M CRYING
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#itadakimassachusetts

Konichiwashington

hawaii desu

(via doitsu)

and people say anime is shit.

(Source: piyox22, via pleatedjeans)

tonemonotone:

How to get followers: Just tag all your posts as nsfw. Every single one. They might not get 1000 notes but at least your friends milfloversanus and scoots-mcbuttholes will be there to support you from that point forward.

(via frostpearl)

kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

(Source: kanyewesticle, via perks-of-being-chinese)